Donald Trump sails off to Magadonia
I’ve always been interested in the idea of a parallel universe. Could these universes actually exist where versions of ourselves are living, doing different things, as a result of different choices and decisions we made in these parallel universes?
It makes for interesting debates. But brace yourselves! I am about to tell you about a REAL parallel universe! Yes, right now, there is a universe of “really smart” people. This universe exists on a different frequency than anything you or I can understand.
This universe is filled with people. Said people have lots of time on their hands, and they use this time to advocate for things they feel are essential to their special place, their alternate reality.
These people — these children of an alternate reality have a name. They’re called MAGADONIANS. Yes, I think you know to whom I refer. Traitor Trump has gifted his ilk with a new name and new credentials — they’re Magadonians.
“THE VERT SMART, EVEN BRILLIANT MAGADONIANS KNOW THAT, DESPITE ALL THE FAKE LIP SERVICE, FOXNEWS IS PUSHING RON DESACNTUS.”
It gets worse:
“WE ARE MAGADONIANS; WE ARE VERY SMART.”
WHO talks like this?
“WE STICK TOGETHER AS ONE.”
“WE FOLLOW TRUTH SOCIAL, WE PUT AMERICA FIRST, AND WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.”
So yes, after all these years, Maga officially has a name. MAGADONIANS. Sounds a bit spacey, a bit otherworldly, doesn’t it? Congressman Ted Lieu had a field day with THIS one saying: “It is simply a fact of human experience that people who are very smart don’t go around saying they are very smart.”
On Twitter, many demanded to know why Magadonia had been left unsupervised. Twitter had become a bit dull lately, so this was really sort of a gift to them.
“Not sure where Magadonia is, but pretty sure it’s a s-thole country.”
“Is that where the krackin is? #krakinmagadonia,” said another.
I picture Magadonia as a spinning planetary universe, a sort of angry watering hole for the discontented, the crazy, and the stupid.
In Magadonia, people spend their lives tweeting. They breathe in nasty fumes of violence. They struggle to explain their hatred for everything that isn’t a white gun-toting Christian man.
They hobble around, smoke coming from their Magadonian ears, saying “Maga” all the time. And as one Twitter user tweeted: “BREAKING: Magadonia has officially outlawed rainbows. Sources reveal a new amendment to their constitution.”
Continuing, she said: “If the woke rain forms a rainbow, Magadonians must run out of their trailers and perform a sacrifice of their wallets by sending money to the God of Magadonia.”
