Donald Trump reduced to a punchline
So, my friends, did you see Elon Musk’s bonkers press conference the other day? President Musk. Child on his shoulder, as he spoke about his wretched plans for America while Donald Trump sat in a daze. It was something to behold.
And this is ALL America’s talking about. How do I know this? Because I did a deep dive. Americans on message boards and social media all seem utterly HORRIFIED. And the gossip about who runs this country has reached “Peyton Place” proportions.
Allow me not just to tell you but SHOW you, my friends, what people are saying. Warning: I have chosen the most hilarious responses, and BELIEVE ME — There was a lot to choose from. Please do not forget to pick your favorite! All comments are taken as they are, including any typos:
“Elon’s boy was so well-behaved and good during the press conference. I thought his son was well behaved too.”
“Dysfunctional family reunion day.”
“Trump can’t speak because the cult leader hasn’t yet given him permission.”
“This is the biggest psychotic shitshow on earth.”
“Elon’s little cuck.”
“Whose the clueless little kid next to Musk’s son?”
“Wow. Trump looking extra orange today.”
“a Nazi, a child and a young boy.”
“That is the ugliest hat I ‘ve ever seen. Musk probably made it himself.”
“Bring your kids to coup day.”
“Elon has locked little gnome Vance in a white house cage.”
“They all look high as kites.”
“Trump’s perfectly behaved today! That’s how you do it when your boss holds a meeting!”
“One of them has a diaper on and its not the kid.”
“Why is Trump at president Musk’s presser?”
“Son: Hi. Do you work for my daddy?”
“The kid spilled boogers on Trump’s desk.”
“I think Trump’s in a daze. Maybe he thinks he’s in Greenland.”
“This is not normal.”
“President Musk speaks while trump plays in the backround.”
“The kid is probably the smartest in the room for sure.”
“Is Donnie asleep again?”
“Susan Collins saw this and is concerned but she’ll support Musk anyway.”
“Here’s the REAL deep state!”
“Not a peep about this on fox.”
As you can see, Trump is now a punchline. It could not happen to a more organic traitor, if I do say.
