Donald Trump just made the wrong kind of history

| 1:02 am EDT March 31, 2023
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We have made history. Donald John Trump is INDICTED. Donald John Trump will have to SURRENDER. Donald John Trump is a criminal. Donald John Trump will have to get a mugshot. Donald John Trump is fu##ed. It all happened just as Palmer Report said it would.

Our criminal sits in the house of Mar-A-Lago, likely seething. “We’re waiting for you, Donald,” the walls whisper. (As does Bragg’s office.) Nooooo, his pea-sized brain is likely whispering.

The whispers are coming from all sides. Criminal, criminal, indictee, you lost Donnie boy. He’s red-faced. Scarlet with rage. Does he hear the whispers from the TV? From the living room walls? Does he see the laughter on the faces of staff members?

Is the screaming inside him building to a crescendo? “Going. Going. Gone.” What secrets do the walls of mar-A-Lago contain? What insane musings have they been privy to?

“Donald… Donald….”

“The world is laughing, Donald…”

What is he thinking? What is he feeling? The RAGE. The smoldering of the ashes of malcontent that must be encompassing his person. Orange hair standing on end, I am sure.

Whispers from all sides. He can’t get away from them. The snake has been squashed. Its poison is gone. And now the countdown is underway — to indictment number two.

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