Donald Trump just jumped the shark

| 6:30 pm EDT August 15, 2023
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Could this week get any better? The answer to this question is yes, it could – and it has. This is because our traitor has given us a gift — by making perhaps the most bonkers statement a multi-indicted monster COULD make.

So let’s unwrap this sparkling new gift together. Donald John Trump has made a declaration. And that declaration is that he has definitive proof that the 2020 election was RIGGED. And that he plans to deliver this proof (Kracken?) next week.

And he says after he delivers this proof at a Press conference, everybody will drop all charges against him. Pause. Let’s take a moment to all laugh together.

“A large, Complex, Detailed but irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11: AM on Monday.”

A brief pause for more hysterical laughter. If Fate, Karma, and Lady Justice are listening — THANK you. OK. Let us break down this insanity together, yes?

Question one: Will Mike Lindell be there? Is he perhaps the one who has discovered this proof?

Second: and third and fourth questions: On a scale of one to one million, how stupid is Donald Trump? Suppose you guessed one million congratulations! You are an expert on Donald John Trump!

This is a conference I’d be delighted to watch if it ever even happens. Cab one just imagine the insanity that will come out of Trump’s mouth? Yes, Trump keep to your delusions. I’m sure Jack Smith will be ringing you up after this event to apologize — not.

Trump, of course, providing this event even happens, will say something totally insane. Perhaps he’ll say the evidence was on Hunter’s laptop. Or maybe he will say that it was buried in a McDonald’s chicken McNuggets bag.

Or maybe Melania lost the proof accidentally. Or the proof was buried in piles of ketchup and simply has not been readable until now. Now we could really have fun with these speculations of just what Trump plans to say. My guess? Nothing.

I really think this is a scheme to fleece more money from his brain-dead cult. But perhaps I’m wrong, and Trump really will have this conference next week, in which case we will definitely be laughing just a wee bit harder when it’s over.