Donald Trump just couldn’t help himself

| 11:00 pm EST December 18, 2021
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Assolini has done it again! Not content to be despised by just about everyone sane, it appears the insurrectionist is suffering from ICSUD (“I can’t shut up disease.”) Before I go on, I will thank creative Palmer Report readers once again for their clever nicknames for the insurrectionist. Let’s look back at some of them. In that regard, many will be used in this article.

Creep-o-Rama cannot seem to shut up. Like an annoying fly constantly buzzing, the shart cannon is continuously talking. And in so doing, he is making even more of a fool of himself. Mar-A-Lard-Ass has said that Jewish Americans might not like Israel.

According to the cheese that stands alone, American Jews either “don’t like Israel or don’t care about Israel.” Of course, IQ4.5’s comments once again inspired outrage and were called out immediately. But let’s take a look at WHY the marmalade madman made such statements in the first place.

Darth Tax-evader needs attention. He needs it like nothing else. It feeds the empty wasteland where his soul is supposed to be but isn’t. And people are doing the unthinkable. People are forgetting about the sideshow blob. This is a most egregious sin in the eyes of Donnie been lying.

Putin’s poodle HAS nothing, is nothing, and will never be anything except a pile of poo. As such, he needs to get away from that fact, and he constantly needs validation.

Only many have moved on from Donnie Two-scoops. He is yesterday’s news, and the chief administrator of insurrections does not like that.

So this writer believes that Cheeto Benito simply wants to bring attention to his miserable self. And yes, people noticed. But frankly, this is a non-story that won’t last long. So, as we move into a new year, let’s hope the lawsuit loser continues his miserable attempts for relevance. They won’t get the Cantaloupe Caligula anywhere except perhaps a prison cell.