Donald Trump just can’t help himself
From Sunrise to sundown, Donald Trump’s new reality is a courtroom, Courtroom, Judge, Jury, verdict, prison. Pecker took the stand briefly Monday, and he is expected to continue on Tuesday. The jury appeared VERY attentive, which is a good sign, as that’s how we want our juries to be.
But an important question looms large, and that is: Will Donald Trump testify on his own behalf?Most pundits say no. I am going to go against the tide here. He could. Of course, his attorneys will advise against it. But WHEN has DONALD TRUMP ever listened to a damn word they say?
Trump is itching to get into a verbal fight with someone. Can’t you see it? There is smoke practically coming out of his greasy EARS; he wants to yell and shriek so badly. Also, because Donald Trump probably has never read a book in his life, he may not know that the lines of questioning will be rigorous and that outbursts will not be tolerated.
The Judge even outlined the rules first thing in court. Yet we KNOW Trump doesn’t listen when anyone else talks. We also know the creep could barely keep his eyes open. There WAS a storm brewing in court on Monday, and its name is Sleepy Don.
Last and finally, we know the REAL Reason Trump would take the stand—his narcissism. Trump is not used to not owning a room. He does NOT own the courtroom. He wants to own it so severely one can visualize the lick-spittle dripping from his mouth at the thought.
So, Trump may take the stand to try to show who’s boss. I hope he does. I CRAVE IT. Why? Because Trump will, of course, go nuts on the stand. He’ll go bananas. Bananas are not just delicious fruit; they’re also the perfect expression to describe what the orange pimple would look like if he did such an AMAZING STUPID thing like taking a stand.
That’s why he’ll do it. If there’s a decision, a choice to be made, rest assured Trump will ALWAYS choose the worst, most awful, dreadful decision there is. When has anyone ever seen him make a good decision? He can’t. Anyone who says he can is awash in fantasy land. So yes, there’s a chance that Trump will testify. If he does? It’ll be hilarious.
