Donald Trump Jr’s tale of two idiots

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Republican politicians don’t have much to talk about in general, and when they DO find something, it usually does not involve many brain cells. And I will give you a peak at what some of the more moronic members of the GOP say to each other. This is brought to you courtesy of two VERY brainless men. Matt Gaetz and Donald Trump Junior.

You know they almost look alike, do they not? And in this particular video, they both wore black. And now they’ve gotten together to have an introspective and philosophical conversation. If you’re wondering if that was sarcasm, you ate correctly. It was.

So here is but a little of what these two ingrates had to say one breezy day. Conversation — cancel culture. The stars of this brutally fascinating conversation:

Matt Gaetz — whom I will refer to as M.
Junior — who I will refer to as DT.

Warning — Plato and Aristotle it isn’t.

M — “yeah, it’s the next wave of cancel culture that I don’t think we’re entirely ready for.”

DT — “it’s not entirely far off either.”

DT — “Five years ago some of the s— we;re talkin — like — ”

DT waves hands as if to make a point.

DT — “It would have been a Saturday Night Live skit.”

M — “Yeah!”

DT — “Now it’s like, that’s real!”

DT – “The teachers in the trans school — ”

M — “Like definitely how much everything costs based on who you are. What was it like a privilege of the past for things to cost the same regardless of your politics.”

M — wiggles hands as he speaks.

DT — “YES.”

M — “It starts with kicking white supremacists off of airplanes. And it ends with a MAGA grandmother not being able to refinance her house.”

DT — interrupts.

DT — “but it wasn’t — they kicked Rob O’Neil off of an airplane!”

Sigh. So that was a bit of the scintillating and enamoring conversation between two idiots. It’s good to know they’re really as uninteresting as they appear.