Donald Trump Jr hits the panic button
In the wake of Donald Trump’s FOURTH indictment, his motley band of sycophants are not taking the news well. And nobody is taking it worse than dear son Junior. Way uncool Junior is having — well — I suppose I could call it a meltdown, but it’s far, far more serious than that.
Junior has become indistinguishable from his daddy. They melt together, fusing into one long and unending scream. It’s a problem. Junior, who even as I write this is flipping his lid, had this to say on Twitter:
“These psychopaths!”
“Criminalizing the 1st amendment!”
“Bulldozing over due process rights.”
Oh honey — oh Junior — you need to calm down. Making matters worse for the Trump son is that many a Tweeter appear utterly hysterical, and some of the comments and replies — well — let’s say it isn’t Junior’s day.
Here are some of the best comments, many of which made me laugh very hard. Twitter users are a very creative bunch. So here they are, and please — pick your favorite and post it!
“Mug shot, height, weight coming soon.”
“Folsom prison blues.”
“I stand with Junior!!! Just kidding.”
“This tweet is brought to you by the law firm of Magadonia.”
“Not guilty? Maybe if you’re in love with the way the Sopranos think.”
“Junior, you’re trying WAY too hard.”
“get a job, dude.”
“Hi Junior. How’s your day going?”
“This is how things work here. Welcome to America, Junior.”
“In between bumps of blow, please collect more maga tears.”
“Tick tock, a##hole. Tick tock.”
“Ok, Junior. Now please let the sober adults speak.”
“MUHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!”
“This you, Junior? (baby picture inserted)
“Feeling like an unindicted co-conspirator?”
“I bet Hunter is watching from his laptop with a smile.”
“Uh-oh. SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the bed today!”
“Your dad’s a crook. I know the truth hurts.”
“Your dad tried to steal my vote!”
“Junior, you’re ruining X. Lighten up!”
“You are an incompetent weasel, just like your dad!’
“Bye, trump crime family.”
“This is a great day for all those not in a crime syndicate.”
“We didn’t “get” your dad. His own actions did.”
As you can see, all is not well in Junior’s world. And things are just getting started.
