Donald Trump isn’t just waving to no one. He’s also giving speeches to no one.

Here’s a question for you : what’s small — quite small in size? So many answers to that question! A kitten. A newborn pup. An earring or other types of jewelry. Convicted felon Donald John Trump’s “rally” size.

Trump, over the weekend, headed out to Wonderland to make his pitch on making America great again. Only wonderland became more like blunderland. This is because very few people showed up.

“Old man can’t even fill a high school anymore.” Trump had his “rally” in Pennsylvania and Temple University’s Liacouras Center. Only something was wrong, as the rows and rows of empty seats clearly showed.

Many people saw this for themselves as cameras showed many seats that were lacking one thing — MAGA asses to sit in them. Then, there was the regal upper level of this majestic center! Not much was happening there either — except for course emptiness.

Liker rows and rows and MANY rows of unending forgotten cornfields, ENTIRE UPPER LEVELS HAD SECTIONS COMPLETELY EMPTY.

“Zero attendees in the upper bowl” tweeted Peter Henlein.

“MAEA – Make American empty again,” said one ingenious Twitter user.

One person explained that the capacity for this center is 10,206. That isn’t so many people, is it? It’s certainly not one hundred thousand or anywhere close. Yet even THAT piddling number could not be reached.

“They got the entire back of the arena covered up with flags. The capacity at the Philly is 10,206 and they’re not getting anywhere near that.”

Who knows what happened to the people who did not show? Perhaps they were turned off by the sign that read: “YOUR NOMINEE IS A CONVICTED FELON.” Philly folks don’t suggest fools easily.

The traitor did not have a good weekend, although this writer fully expects him to lie that it was the biggest crowd ever. That was simply painful to look at, musical chairs with no music, few humans, rows of nothingness. What a sad day for our traitor, and there will undoubtedly be more where that came from.