Donald Trump isn’t going to like this

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Donald Trump is not going to like this. A Democratic Representative — Rep. Robert Garcia — has put together an amusing and very accurate montage — of Sleeping Beauty himself: “Donald Trump.”

“On his first day of his trial, Reuters reported that Trump appeared to doze off during Jury selection.”

“On April 16, it was reported that Trump dropped his head inside the courtroom, keeping his eyes closed.”

You get the picture. This clip highlights the deep, unending slumbers of Donald Trump’s courtroom naps. This nap montage was always a delightful dream waiting to happen.

“Trump’s lawyers were fighting to keep him awake.”

Big Chief Thunder-Brain will surely NOT like this, as the clip shows a peacefully snoozing dullard who seems to have no awareness of where he’s at or what he’s doing.

“Trump slouched in his seat. He closed his eyes and his mouth!”

What a shitshow. This clip shows him at his bleary-eyed WORST. What will people say? They’re already saying it:

“Hopefully he doesn’t enter REM.”

“Did they up his Adderall?”

“Wake up little sleepy, wake up!”

Ah — snark. I do love it, particularly as it relates to sleeping traitors and hidden cowards. On the bright side for Donald Trump, if indeed there IS a bright side, at least no snoring has been recorded for now.