Donald Trump is seeing red

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I see red people. I see them all over the internet, little red blazing fires, burning angrily, stewing over the fact that THEY MIGHT NOT WIN. We know they most DEFINITELY won’t win. But for the red people — they’re SEETHING. They’re red-hot with anger.

They thought they had it in the bag. I cannot — I can’t even TELL you how many smug red people I saw — how many Maga, hopping like kangaroos, secure in the knowledge that we were beaten. They ALWAYS underestimate us. Always.

Remember how they did it in 2020? Of course, you do! Then there was the Georgia special election. Their shock was palpable when THEY LOST AGAIN! Over and over, the red ones lose. Then, there was the red wave of the midterms. Remember THAT? The media had all but anointed them.

I see red people. I see hot steaming red-rocks on red sand beaches. I see their chagrin, their nervous swallows, their FEAR. Fear is the easiest thing to smell. Predators can always sniff it out. Everyone can smell it when it percolates.

I see red people. I see Donald Trump and JD Vance among those red people. They were SO COCKY! Now we’ve got it!! I imagine they celebrated. Perhaps Vance even did jumping jacks. Anything’s possible in the world of the red. Many are saying that had Trump known he’d face Kamala, he would not have picked Vance, I agree.

Trump is now stuck with a VP he probably doesn’t even like much. He will have to change his whole campaign. It is BEAUTY I see in the anger of the red people. I see red people. I see them getting nervous. Let’s make sure they stay that way as we win yet another election, swoop to the top yet AGAIN, leaving our rivals to stew in their fiery red juices. Donate to Palmer Report via PayPal or GoFundMe.

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