Donald Trump is screwed
Donald Trump was arraigned today, and it was quite a scene. Wearing a scowl so large it threatened to encompass his whole face, Assolini begrudgingly arrived at the courthouse. Things started a bit late, which is normal in such matters.
“Good afternoon Mr. Trump.” That was the Judge (not the one who will be hearing the case.) But it was so nice not to hear our traitor addressed as President trump, which he no doubt was hoping for.
From there, it was all business. Trump, at approximately 4:25 PM, entered a plea of not guilty. He was told his conditions of release and warned. He was warned if he violated his conditions of release, he could be “held.” That means — in a nice, toasty cell.
He can’t commit any crimes while free. He can’t communicate with witnesses or try to influence the Jury. Do you understand, the traitor was asked politely. Yeah, he replied. He seemed ornery. He was sitting slouched over.
From there, a date was set for Trump to go before Judge Tanya Chutkan. Golly, she is not wasting any time. That date is August 28 at 10:00 AM. And the best news — the sundae with the cherry on top?
Judge Chutkan has indicated that at this August 28 hearing, she will set a trial date. Oh, dear. Oh, Donald. You’re so screwed. And this day isn’t over yet. There is still the meltdown our traitor must have; there are still rules to be violated, curses to be screamed, and orange anger to flow. Perhaps there are ketchup bottles to break. We’ll see. This is gonna be good.
