Donald Trump’s big misery tour flops
If there is one place you do not want to be this weekend, it is Sunrise, Florida. You particularly do not want to be at the FLA Live Arena. Why not? Because at this arena, will be two grifters. These grifters are old and dusty individuals who might also be known as has-beens.
Both of the grifters have had personal issues, and both of them were canceled. One was canceled from television—the other from Public office. These two are named stupid and stupider. I am just kidding. Their names are Donald Trump and Bill O’Reilly.
Just when you thought it was safe to return to Sunrise, Florida… The two human mistakes are touring together. It is being billed as a “history” tour. I say it should be called the “desperate for relevancy” tour.
And when this event is over? Well – not content to bore sunny Florida with this one event, then the two worn-out clowns will be heading over to Beautiful Orlando, Florida, to do it all over again. I must say it. How the mighty have fallen.
After that, they head into Texas. As if the Lone Star State has not been through enough lately… And ticket sales have been — let’s just say — not what assolini would have hoped for. These shows are not selling out. In fact, tickets are still widely available if perhaps you’d like to go.
There will be tons of empty seats, which in all likelihood will not make the chief operating officer of insurrections happy. So, let’s take a moment to express our sorrow to both Florida and Texas that they have to host these two motley losers. Luckily, there are only a few shows so it should once again be safe soon.
