Donald Trump is hallucinating

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Picture of this. The phone rings in the house of the biggest pariah in the world, Donald Trump. “Hello.”

“Yes, hi Mr. Trump, I’m a big lawyer, one of the bigliest lawyers in the world. I’d like to come work for you and help you because you’re just such a star.”

“Well, thank you very much Mr. lawyer, but I’m doing so wonderfully both on the political level and fighting the deep state so I really don’t need you right now. It’s funny because all the biggest lawyers seem to be calling me today offering up their services. I don’t need any help because things are going perfectly.”

“OK”, the lawyer says. Good luck to you. He hangs up and immediately the phone rings again. The same words are spoken. Basically it’s another of the biggest lawyers in the world, wanting nothing more than to fly into town and help Trump. This scenario repeats itself all day long.

Does this scenario sound crazy? Of course it does but it is the scenario of the Trump laid out at his New Jersey golf club the other night in Bedminster New Jersey while talking to a nasty group of people who call themselves “Patriot Freedom Project.”

Trump bragged that all the big lawyers want to work for him and he’s getting around the clock calls from them offering to help But we don’t need them, he told the folks in New Jersey because we’re doing so wonderful. Why would I need any more help?

Oh yes, friends and readers, this is the newest fib. Trump must have gone a little crazy reading about how he can’t get any attorneys to work for him. So now he’s made up this latest line which is loony on the face of it. I’m trying to imagine any lawyer with any brains calling Donald Trump, and begging to be a part of his non-existent team.

Of course, it’s trumps massive inferiority complex that is behind this line. Trump is very concerned with how people see him which is ironic. He really does not seem to understand that people see him as a foolish, evil, pathetic, low class loser who has never contributed one iota of anything to America.

He doesn’t get that the American people see him as dumb, a mass of whiny orange brain cells, a petulant, ignoramus, and a traitor. And of course, that’s who he is in addition to being a loser, an insurrectionist, and a yellow- bellied coward.