Donald Trump is getting ripped to pieces

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The hive of toxic bees was busy. They were buzzing loudly and enthusiastically. And all that chatter was about their king Bee. This orange bee was their messiah — their anointed one — their savior. But then the savior stung the hive — and the bite was bitter and painful. He praised Covid vaccines.

So the hive of pissed-off bees was upset. And one even went on the trash-heap that is Infowars to buzz about his displeasure. This person is Wayne Allyn Root. He is a conspiracy theorist, has reportedly appeared with Trump, and professes to love Trump. But he wasn’t too happy about these latest comments.

As you know, Trump has lost and is losing supporters because of this statement. But Root did not exactly turn on him — his was a different suggestion. And this suggestion was undoubtedly different. I will give it that. Root said assolini needs an intervention.

I must pause here to marvel at this. You see, I too believe Trump needs an intervention only, perhaps not for the same reasons as Root. I believe the intervention needs to be geared more toward how to adjust to prison life.

“He needs an intervention from a friend,” Root said woefully. “He’s the greatest President of my lifetime.”

“I love him. I will always love him.”

I must pause here to marvel that someone has actually outdone Lindsey Graham on sycophantic words. “He’s so horribly wrong on this issue,” Root wailed. This whole conversation is both amusing and repelling. I wonder if they do “intervene” on the orange maniac if perhaps they will televise it live. I am sure Fox would be happy to carry it.