Donald Trump is desperate

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The chilling and horrific events of January 6 will never be forgotten, nor should they be. Of course, many Republicans would like us to forget — preferably as soon as possible. Only that is not going to happen. And an enraged assolini seems to know that.

Before I get into the weeds on this article about the orange menace, thanks again to creative Palmer Report readers for all their great nickname suggestions, some of which will be used here.

Former President Chicken-head is seemingly desperate for attention. Hidden behind the sterile walls of his Florida enclave, IQ4.5 must be lonely.

It is to be expected. The man has no friends and is now recognized as an international joke. No, life is most definitely not easy for assolini. And now he has put out a new statement. This statement is vile, grotesque, and untrue, but I am sure most (sane) people know and understand that.

And I am glad the orange tumor put forth such a statement because now the Democrats can use this statement against Republicans running in 2022, such as Marco Rubio and Ron DeSantis. Do they agree with this statement? This question begs to be asked. So, the statement of the mango menace is short and unsweet — and it reads like this:

“The insurrection took place on November 3, Election Day. January 6 was the protest!”

Signed,
America’s monster. (He signed his name, but I prefer my version.)

So this statement shows a deranged and brutal sociopath who still cannot get over the fact that he is a loser. Being a loser does not come easily to the human rat. But he needs to get used to his lot in life.

This statement is causing quite the buzz on social media. Let us look at the statement through a realistic lens. In reality, we have an infant trapped in the decrepit body of an aging man. This infant is at the mercy of his own id. He feels nothing for anyone, he cannot laugh and love like a normal person and is involved in too many criminal and civil investigations to count.

President Biden lives rent-free inside the dwindling and rancid brain of Donald been-lying. The infant cannot forget his defeat and cannot control his pathetic rage.

So in a desperate attempt to assert power he does not have and will never have, the million-dollar loser comes out with a foolish statement like this. This statement tells us more about Donnie-two scoops than anything else. What it tells us is Trump the skunk is lost. And his karma has already begun. It will only continue to be merciless.