Donald Trump is completely lost

| 6:00 pm EDT May 8, 2024
Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.

Let’s talk about Donald Trump. Sometimes, things take a long time. For someone with no patience, however, for someone who thinks only about themselves, patience is NOT a characteristic they possess.

“Taking too long.” Tuesday morning dawned clear. The crisp Tuesday air also carried a new complaint from his royal failure. It is taking too long! A wail of discontent pierced the air. Donald Trump, his face a canvas of misery, lamented to reporters on the courthouse steps that this trial was dragging on interminably.

“We just heard two to three more weeks!” Trump squealed. “I thought they were going to be finished today!” TODAY? Whatever could have given him THAT idea? The best is still yet to come, Donald!

But a fuming Trump continued to whine and complain and let his paranoia come up for air as it writhed and tossed inside him. “The Judge is so happy about two to three more weeks,” paranoid and beleaguered Trump exclaimed.

Yeah — paranoia sure is destroying ya, Donald. Of course, just because he’s paranoid does not mean they’re NOT out to get you. Tuesday saw Stormy Daniels on the stand, and we haven’t even got to Michael Cohen yet!

Trump also lashed out, saying they “all” want to keep him off the campaign trail. REALLY? But Donnie, you’re not ON the campaign trail! Your handlers have you on a VERY short leash because your brain has, just like Alice, fallen down the rabbit hole, which is bottomless.

In reality, we have ever so much more to go! Michael Cohen’s testimony will likely turn the Donald into a huffing and puffing, snorting, insane person, and so no, the trial is not ANYWHERE close to being over. If he thinks it is, Donald is living in a fantasy land. And you know what, friends and readers? The anticipation of what’s to come is almost as entertaining as the trial itself.

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.