Donald Trump holds his most dementia riddled press conference yet as everything falls apart

It only took Donald Trump about six weeks to ruin the strong economy that he inherited from President Biden. Now it’s only taken Trump’s henchmen nine weeks to destroy themselves, in one of the most boneheaded scandals and brainless coverups of all time. It fell on Trump today to try to clean up the mess during a press conference that he’s surely wishing he hadn’t held.
Trump spent his press conference trying to get the public to focus on something, anything, other than the Pete Hegseth classified war plans scandal. Unfortunately for Trump, he’s so dementia riddled that the topics he chose were… well, you know.
At one point during his press conference today, Trump began talking about how he won the 2024 election because of Hannibal Lecter. No really, he said this. So now Trump not only thinks Hannibal Lecter is a real person, he thinks Hannibal Lecter is some kind of political operative. Then Trump announced that “We’re gonna have tremendous, tremendous goodies in the bag for women,” before going on a fully incoherent bender about “fertilization.”
There is, obviously, nothing left of Donald Trump. He’s in the latter stages of dementia where he’s fully disconnected from the world around him and is just babbling at random about the handful of absurd topics that float in and out of what’s left of his brain. At a time when Trump needed to step up and put this scandal to bed, he only made it worse for himself.