Donald Trump has utterly bizarre meltdown after Wayne Gretzky sides with Canada over him
Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky has been taking serious heat in his native Canada for having shown up to Donald Trump’s inauguration, given that Trump has launched a trade war against Canada and keeps threatening to annex the entire nation. It appears Gretzky no longer wants to be stuck in the middle of Trump’s idiocy, so Trump ended up posting one of his most bizarre meltdowns to date. See if you can figure out what’s going on in this lengthy, babbling, incoherent screed that Trump posted to social media today:
“Wayne Gretzky is a fantastic guy! They call him, “The Great One,” and he is. He could run for any political office in Canada, and win. Wayne is my friend, and he wants to make me happy, and is therefore somewhat “low key” about Canada remaining a separate Country, rather than becoming a cherished and beautiful 51st State, paying much Lower Taxes, a Free and Powerful Military, NO TARIFFS, and having a Booming Economy. Wayne and Janet, his wonderful wife, love Canada, and they should only support Canada, and whatever else makes the Canadian People, and Governor Justin Trudeau, happy. He’s the Greatest Canadian of them all, and I am therefore making him a “free agent,” because I don’t want anyone in Canada to say anything bad about him. He supports Canada the way it is, as he should, even though it’s not nearly as good as it could be as part of the Greatest and Most Powerful Country in the World, the Good Ole’ U.S.A.!”
Do any of those words even go together? It’s pretty clear that Gretzky wanted out of this mess, and so the above rambling is the closest that Trump could come to letting him off the political hook. Gretzky is siding with Canada over Trump, so Trump is making Gretzky a free agent? What is that supposed to mean? This reads like something the Unabomber would have written, if the Unabomber were as illiterate as Trump is.
