Donald Trump has no idea what he’s even trying to say anymore

Mandarin Chinese is reportedly the most difficult language to learn. Japanese and Arabic round out the top three. Italian and Spanish are known as more easy to pick up. So is Norwegian. But there is a language out there that I think is even easier. It is actually English (sort of) but consists of very few words, and this language is only spoken by — wait for it — one “person” in this whole world. Donald Trump. And this language is “Trump-speak.”

This mystical language consists of the smallest vocabulary of any language ever. Let’s take a look at some of the words:

Witch-hunt.

Rigged.

Deep state.

Person, woman, man, camera TV.

Bleach.

Thug.

Your favorite President.

Bigly.

I won.

See how easy this Trump-speak is?

Only now two new sentences can be added to this vibrant and soothing language. Let’s take a look at them.

“I know this. I don’t even know this.”

Spectacular! These words make so much sense, do they not? And they were spoken by his royal moron himself.

Trump said this in response to a question about responding to subpoenas. And Lawrence O’Donnell lovingly pointed it out on his show Thursday night: “I know this. I don’t even know this.”

Which is it, Donnie? In reality, Trump DOESN’T KNOW what he’s talking about. He doesn’t know when to shut up. The only thing Trump DOES appear to know is how to be an insurrectionist, and he failed at that, too.

It really would be nice if more media commented on the fact that Donald Trump does not seem to be able to string two sentences together these days. This absurd statement proves it. It also proves: Trump in disarray.