Donald Trump has completely senile meltdown about birds

Once upon a time in my life, several family members and I nursed a beautiful white pigeon back to good health. The Pigeon had appeared before us in our yard, unable to fly. We nursed him, and eventually, he spread his wings and flew away.

He was a wounded bird brought back to good health. Wounded birds are never fun to see. And according to Donald John Trump, companies, and people are fleeing New York “like wounded birds” because of the financial Judgement against him. Donald Trump is no wounded bird nor are the good people of New York, who are doing just fine, thank you very much.

Donald Trump’s imagination is certainly on fire lately. He made this absurd statement on Non-Truth-Social after he won the Michigan primary in not-so-great numbers. Trump phoned in his “victory speech” but then appeared far more interested in complaining about how much money he owes.

“Where’s all the wounded birds?” That is one of many comments on Twitter. You see, these”wounded bird” comments of Trump’s caused much amusement on Twitter. This writer, in fact, began laughing hysterically, picturing oodles of New York’s finest, spreading their wings and flying away.

It is not happening. It is ESPECIALLY not happening because they give two shits about Donald Trump. Does Trump REALLY sit there in his lonely creaking chair in Mar-a-Lago and fantasize about millions of wounded birds buying real estate elsewhere as a tribute to him? Could he be so delusional?

The answer to that question is yes, he could, and he is. “People and companies are fleeing just like wounded birds from on high.” That is what he wrote. Does Trump even know what a wounded bird, in fact, IS?

I doubt it very much. In the meantime, Trump appears to be having a tough time paying his bills. On Wednesday, Trump offered to post a bond of $100 million. He wants to appeal the amount of money he must pay, calling it “punitive.”

I have an idea! Trump should sell everything. That could definitely give him some trump change, assuming that is, that anybody wanted what he was selling.

After all — he’s hurt and betrayed a lot of people, committed fraud, tax evasion and sexual assault and is a criminal. And the people he hurt, stole from, lied to, and conned? These are the REAL wounded birds. There’s millions of em — and they all despise Donald Trump.