Donald Trump has a conniption about Ron DeSantis
“You stole my Mojo!” This story is about a double dose of stupid. Because it’s not just about Donald Trump. Ron DeSantis also makes an appearance. It’s two scoops of stupid. Reportedly, Donald Trump is very unhappy. That’s not news. WHEN has Trump ever been happy about anything?
It is WHO his ire is directed at and HOW his ire is manifesting itself that is highly amusing. According to Rolling Stone, Trump is furious at Ron DeSantis because he worries DeSantis is “stealing” from Trump. “He’s copying me,” Trump reportedly whines.
Reportedly, Trump’s teeth have been set on edge as DeSantis sets about stealing Trump’s mannerisms, demeanor, and and even some of his (pathetically unfunny) lines. The whole kit and caboodle. And Trump has reportedly even joked about suing DeSantis for “copyright infringement.”
I will chime in on THAT one. Please do. Yes, this is the one Trump lawsuit I would like to see happen. Can you even imagine picking a jury? The questions they would be asked? It’s no wonder the madman is jealous of Medusa’s brother, who HAS been getting lots of attention lately for all the wrong reasons.
But not to worry, Donald. Neither of you will ever be President. The two charmless men should go off to a private island somewhere and perhaps practice meditation to eliminate some of their more bombastic rage.
As I said, this story is about two scoops of stupid — a moronic traitor about to be indicted and a lazy, corrupt, self-serving Floridian Governor that will hopefully soon be voted out of office. Let them tear each other to pieces. The more they focus on each other, the less damage they can do to others.
