Donald Trump finally got his crown

| 6:00 pm EDT August 25, 2023
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It is not often that the culmination of a huge dream a person has comes true. On August 24, 2023, it happened in Fulton county Georgia. All his life, all Donald Trump wanted was — everything. Money. Power. Love. Devotion. Hero worship.

Yes, he wanted these things and quite a few other things as well. Donald Trump was the boy outside the candy store with his nose pressed up against the window, pointing at various candy saying I want that one, that one, that one. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

And he got quite a bit of what he wanted, but it was never good enough, it never could be. That’s because the thing he coveted the most, more than anything else in the world was a crown

A gigantic, bejeweled, glamorous, chunky glittering crown to fit upon his carnivores head, yes that’s what he so desired. And in the years since Donald Trump came down, that escalator, eyes diluted, undoubtedly already fantasizing about the power he could have, he has done nothing positive.

He has brought the American people:

Terror.

Destruction.

Death.

Hatred.

Misery.

Stupidity.

Insanity.

But finally, finally, the king got what was coming to him. And in the fashion of the twisted humor of fate and justice, a crown arrived! But alas! It was not the glittering, bejeweled, colorful object of trump’s desire

Trump’s crown did not actually go on his head which makes sense as his head is much too bulbous for any one crown to have fit anyway. But he got his metaphorical crown, and that of course means so much to the millions of people he’s scorned and abused.

And we even get to see it! We get to see it in the form of a photo, a photo that is as valuable as any regal crown ever could be.

This is Donald’s metaphorical crown, and unlike anything that Donald Trump did during his presidency, none of which was positive in any sort of way, this crown will go down in history. It will ensure people know who Donald Trump is.

It will be around in 2030. It will be around in 2090! Yes, the history of Donald Trump will be taught in textbooks. And such as many of us grew up knowing about Benedict Arnold, so will millions, many of whom have not even been born yet, know about Donald Trump

That’s because this priceless crown cannot and will not disappear. It’s his profile that shows his true soul. My friends, look at the picture and you will see in his facial expression, the real Donald John Trump.

It has immortalized him and he will be forever famous as a jailbird.. Donnie always wanted fame. He always wanted eyes eternally on HIM. And he got it. Just not perhaps in the way he had in mind.