Donald Trump and Elon Musk just got their asses kicked
If you happened to see a brilliant streak of lightning ripping through the skies, that was Wisconsin voters, saying F you to Elon Musk, as Susan Crawford won in a landslide, and will be the next Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice. Doesn’t it feel good?
Tuesday has been well quite a busy day. We had superstar Cory Booker breaking records, and now we have won the Wisconsin race. With deep appreciation; I salute you, my dairy state friends. I know how tension-provoking this race was for many of you. Politics really is a tennis tournament, a game-set match, and when we don’t win, we ache inside.
But when we do? When we do? There’s no feeling like it, is there? Not only did we win, but it wasn’t even close. The race was called less than an hour in. It’s astonishing in one way, but on the other hand, it really isn’t. With the election ours, and the spoils of victory in our hands, we will not have to worry about a sycophantic, Trump schmoozing idiot coming in, and making abortion illegal in the dairy state.
We will have a sane and rational lady who performed wonderfully in this race. But — but — WHAT ABOUT DONNIE? One must get ready for the ketchup bottles to smash against walls as an incorrigible and nocturnal traitor vents his rage in any way he can. Not only did his candidate lose, my friends. Not only did he lose. But he lost to a woman. Donald Trump‘s biggest nightmare — he lost to a woman. I think SOMEONE’s going to be having a really bad night, and it isn’t us.
