Desperate to save face, Donald Trump is already screwing up the Pennsylvania race for the Republicans

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All eyes are on the state of Pennsylvania right now. But what of the Republican nominee? Well — we do not know yet as two of their (awful) candidates are very close, and we still have votes to be counted. Wait! Full stop! SOMEONE says that’s wrong! That one of the Republican contenders should declare victory — right now!

Who is that someone? Why it’s Donald Trump, of course! Who else would say such a moronic thing? See, apparently, stealing elections, in the eyes of assolini, is not confined to the Democratic party. Donald Trump is telling Mehmet Oz he should declare victory NOW! Quickly! Before the election is stolen!

That’s right, people. Apparently, now, Trump is implying that REPUBLICANS could possibly steal the election for their candidate, McCormick. I kid you not. Of course, you know the real reason Trump is doing this. He is finding out — along with the rest of the world — that his endorsements are not worth shit.

The power of Trump is at its lowest. It’s low tide in the Trump orbit, and high tide may not ever come back. So Trump is desperate. He is desperate to get his man Oz across the finish line. But even if he does, that means nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Trump failed with Oz. He didn’t move the needle. If Oz wins, it will be by a tiny amount. And the Lord of the Lies must know that. So — he’s doing what liars like him do best encouraging a little election paranoia. How Trump-like.

As the GOP sloppily falls apart, we’re more united than ever in Pennsylvania –a must-win state for us. So let Trump scream into the void and try his best to unravel the messy knot in grand old PA.

No matter which one — Oz or McCormick wins — they’re both terrible candidates with significant baggage. But isn’t it nice to know the Trump touch doesn’t turn things to gold? It turns them into — junk. It’s the junk touch of the insurrectionist that is nothing but rubbish.