Desperate Ron DeSantis now reduced to tending bar, and he can’t even get that right

| 6:00 pm EDT June 20, 2023
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“I just can’t do that,” the man gasped a look of horror on his sweaty face. It was hot, alright. The setting was Sparks, Nevada, which, if one knows about Nevada, one also knows that the heat in the summer can be quite hot. And during this event at The Bunker at the Veterans of foreign wars post, many were thirsty.

The bartender looking a bit disheveled was clad in white. He was playing bartender for the day. But as usual, the man could not resist making the event all about him. As the bartender poured the drinks, he made a proclamation. “Just so you know,” the bartender said with familiar irritation in his squeaky voice, “I’ll serve you anything except Bud Light. I just can’t do that.” It was Ron DeSantis.

And although this event was NOT about the fake Floridan, Ron sure didn’t waste any time turning the tables to talk about his favorite subject — canceling things. Looking not at all spiffy in his bartender’s uniform, DeSantis collected payments at the bar in Nevada.

It’s hard to see how this man would ever get through a general election, especially with a joke like that. Contrary to what DeSantis and his cronies wish, Bud has not gotten out of business. And they likely never will — at least not this year.

DeSantis also said he would not waste time serving these people “woke” beer. I’d like to issue a challenge the non-Governor. I’d like to see how long Ron can talk to people without saying the word “woke.”

I do not believe he can do it. Undoubtedly DeSantis practiced this lame “woke joke.” He would have had to because Ron DeSantis has no sense of humor, and he is trying to be more likable — not that that’s working for him.

I do feel sorry for the party-goers who had DeSantis as their bartender. Of course, after he loses his Presidential primary and after Florida eventually welcomes a new governor, Ronny will need a job. So why not bartender? If he could just learn to keep his silly mouth closed on all things woke, he might just be able to pull that one off.

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