Donald Trump launches into deranged late night meltdown

| 11:04 pm EDT May 22, 2019
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To say that Donald Trump had a bad day today is to put it mildly. Nancy Pelosi got the best of him. He melted down on the White House lawn. The courts ruled that two banks can turn over his financial records to the House. Two other banks turned over Trump’s financial records without anyone even knowing until after it happened. New York decided to give Trump’s state tax returns to the House. With it all going terribly wrong for Trump, he predictably went completely berserk tonight.

Donald Trump started off by stupidly amplifying Nancy Pelosi’s words. Trump has developed a worsening habit of giving his adversaries a larger platform for their message, and sure enough, he tweeted tonight that Pelosi had written that “President Trump had a temper tantrum for us all to see.” He then went on to claim that this wasn’t the case: “I was purposely very polite and calm, much as I was minutes later with the press in the Rose Garden. Can be easily proven. It is all such a lie!”

The trouble of course is that we all saw Trump go completely berserk in the White House Rose Garden, so it’s fair to assume that his behavior was just as unhinged behind closed doors. But Trump was just getting started with his deranged late night tweets. He then tweeted this beauty: “Zero is getting done with the Democrats in charge of the House. All they want to do is put the Mueller Report behind them and start all over again. No Do-Overs!”

Eventually, Donald Trump began ranting and raving about all the “crime” that immigrants are supposedly causing. This was fascinating, considering that Donald Trump is the worst criminal in the history of the United States, and that House Democrats are carrying out all of these investigations in the hope of putting an end to his historic crime spree.