Dear Donald Trump…
Hey Donald Trump, I know you’re a little busy right now holding lie-filled press conferences, so I’ll make this brief. You’ve put a lot of effort lately into destroying the country I love and trying to get people I care about killed, and you seem pretty worn down by it. So I have just one question for you: is it still worth it? Consider what you’re now facing, Donald:
– You’re stuck doing a job you hate
– Half your guys are in prison
– Mar a lago is shut down
– You can’t golf anymore
– You killed your own hotel industry
– If you lose this election you’re going to prison, if this virus doesn’t get you first
Are you still glad you ran for president? Does it feel like it was a positive decision for you in hindsight? Have the past three years been fun for you? Do you expect the rest of this year to go well for you? Are you feeling good about your odds in November? Do you really want to keep playing this game? You have an opportunity to negotiate a resignation deal right now in exchange for limited criminal immunity. It’s a far better deal than you’ll get a month or two from now. I’d suggest you take it.
