Dark Brandon sends right wing snowflakes into panic mode

| 9:00 pm EDT August 8, 2023
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With Donald Trump in the headlines again and all of the news for him being bad, there’s not really a whole lot to talk about if you’re Fox News. There’s only so much you can talk about when it comes to Hunter Biden, because there’s really no story there beyond his dad saying hi to a few people he was on a phone call with.

In fact, it almost feels like a writer’s room where a number of right-wing media pundits are still arguing about the basic plot points of a movie script – admitting that they can’t really prove anything, even if they did come to the basic agreement of what they’re accusing the president of doing.

So following the tradition of very serious journalism from that network, their hosts have decided to set their sights on the “Dark Brandon” persona that has already been well known for some time on social media, as President Biden happened to do a brief reference to the meme on a video that coincided with Donald Trump’s indictment.

The hosts linked these two events together without much evidence to tie them together, of course, and ultimately gave President Biden a campaign boost – as the Dark Brandon merch already available on the website has already driven much of the campaign contributions, all while claiming that their lame Nascar meme from 2021 dictates the use of the term Brandon.