Congrats Marjorie Taylor Greene, you just made a total mess of things!
Congratulations are in order for Marjorie Taylor Greene! Why am I offering my congratulations? You see, readers and friends, America’s airhead has done something truly remarkable. And by all means — congratulations are in order!
You see, Greene has secured some unique and special praise. There is someone out there speaking out — about what a fabulous job Greene is doing and what a wonderful person she is. The one speaking out is not a Senator nor a House member.
“We can be really grateful for representatives, you know, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Gaetz, and Ron Johnson,” this person said lovingly. Oh yes — Gaetz and Johnson also apparently have this person’s undying devotion. So, who is this mysterious benefactor of words? Well, it is a woman. The proud giver of compliments’ name is Bin Laden — Noor Bin Laden Niece of Osama Bin Laden.
Congratulations kids! There IS someone out there who doesn’t find you repulsive! Who’d have thunk it? Bin Laden was speaking with — who else — Steve Bannon when she made these effusive remarks. She also, of course, vehemently defended the insurrectionists.
They’re being smeared, she explained. So let’s all give Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ron Johnson, and Matt Gaetz a warm round of applause. It isn’t every day one gets lauded by the niece of the biggest and vilest terrorist this country has ever fought! Who’s next? The Taliban, perhaps?
