Confederacy of dunces

| 8:00 pm EDT May 12, 2023
Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.

There comes a time every now and then when it becomes frighteningly apparent what a confederacy of dunces we are running against. So I thought it might be a good thing to highlight some of the more dunce-like accomplishments of some of these people to show WHY we will win in 2024 — and how we’ve got intelligence on our side and the fact that we suffer few dunces in OUR party.

So let’s look at a few of them — at the group of idiotic and insufferable dunces on the other side. Let’s start with George Santos. The GOP now has as one of their Congressmen an indicted pathological liar who has not stopped lying about anything from the moment he set his feet down on Congress floors.

Word has it his constituents back in New York are VERY angry he is still representing them. There is no doubt about it. George Santos is one and dunce. Kevin McCarthy is the “leader” of the House and will not expel Santos because, undoubtedly, Kevin needs his votes. Or perhaps Marjorie Taylor Greene told him not to.

Greene — there’s another one. This woman blamed the tragic Texas shootings on “evil forces” (not guns.) Both Greene and McCarthy are one and dunce. Both of them show the insanity of what the GOP has turned into, and both of them are dunces.

Now let’s look at little Marco Rubio. Instead of tweeting bible verses this week, he attacked E. Jean Carroll and the New York Jury calling the whole trial “a joke.” Well, that’s not very Christian of you, Little Marco. And it proves you are indeed a dunce.

Tennessee senator Marsha Blackburn has introduced legislation to turn schools into hardened fortresses. She also accused Biden of having a double standard on schools because the White House has such huge security, but they’re not suggesting it for little kids.

What do you even say to address such stupidity? I say, dunce. Then there is DeSantis, who remains locked in battle with Mickey, Tim Scott, who can’t string together a coherent answer on abortion; and Nikki Haley, who seems to have vanished, for now anyway. Dunce, dance, and dunce.

Then we have Donald Trump in all his unhinged glory! The GOP must be thrilled to have an indicted traitor as one of their presidential nominees! And is there any doubt Trump is the biggest dunce of all? So, to sum up — this is the GOP people! They are a bunch of incompetent morons, a confederacy of duAnces, and a group we must beat in 2024.