Chicken Little

| 6:00 pm EDT September 9, 2022
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Perhaps no politician deserves the nickname “Chicken Little” as much as little Marco Rubio. Rubio is a tiny man, and I speak about his emotional intelligence. He should never have been elected to the Senate. It is quite apparent he couldn’t care less about being there.

On the road to oust Chicken Little from the Senate, we’ve had some help from Rubio himself. Rubio has created a new defense for Trump, which might just be the silliest defense yet. It makes no sense, is weak, and inspires much laughter, sort of like Rubio himself.

Rubio has declared that what the Trump Mar-A-Lago search really boils down to is — storage. It’s a storage issue Chicken Little explains earnestly. “I don’t think a fight over the storage of documents is worthy of debate,” he goes on. STORAGE?

Rubio is easier to read than a nursery rhyme. He is desperate to please Trump, frightened of being called out by Maga and grasping about wildly in his chicken mind for a good defense for assolini. He hasn’t found it.

Rubio’s remarks were greeted with contempt and quite a bit of laughter on Twitter. Here’s the truth, though. He will be hard to beat. We CAN do it, but it’ll be tough. Anyone who does not know Florida politics might question why. The thing is, very few people could think of one thing Chicken Little has done for the state of Florida.

For many, that does not matter. See an R by the name? Vote for it. It’s sad. It’s horrible. It is the way many voters think. But if we produce an outstanding turnout, we can oust chicken little. Ask Floridians this question: Rubio has stood up for Trump. He’s stood you for Maga. He’s stood up for the NRA.

WHEN has he stood up for Floridians? Name one time. Name ANY time Marco “Chicken Little” has demonstrated he even knows what Floridians CARE about. I could wait forever because there is not one time. We can win this by turning out our own voters and independents. And moderate Republicans.

Val Demings is perfect for Florida, and she is ideal for the Senate. If Rubio loses, will he even notice? He’s really too busy defending a traitor to care. Let’s get southern fried chicken little OUT of the Senate and out of our lives. Sign up to help Val Demings.