Donald Trump’s “Da Nang Dick” meltdown is whacked out even for him

| 11:55 pm EST December 8, 2018
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“President” Donald J. Trump, or Donald for short (he hates being called Donald), is in deep trouble, and we don’t know all that Special Counsel Robert Mueller and other prosecutors know. Many pages of redactions, open investigations, and lines of investigation are still to be published, and like Al Pacino’s character in Scent of a Woman, Mueller can truthfully state, “I’m just getting warmed up.”

Today was the annual football game between Army and Navy, which Donald Trump attended, the closest he will ever get to any of our true heroes in action or service. Before the game, rather than trying to get his own house in order, Trump went to his place of self-worship, Twitter, and launched this strange and dishonest attack:

“Watched Da Nang Dick Blumenthal on television spewing facts almost as accurate as his bravery in Vietnam (which he never saw). As the bullets whizzed by Da Nang Dicks head, as he was saving soldiers left and right, he then woke up from his dream screaming that HE LIED. Next time I go to Vietnam I will ask “the Dick” to travel with me!”

Cadet Bone Spurs, a five time draft dodger, should apologize for being so flippant and callous. To constantly act like a juvenile asshole instead of Commander in Chief, referring to Blumenthal “the Dick,” and referring to Adam Schiff as adam Schitt, is unpresidential. But what else would we expect from Cadet Bone Spurs?