Braindead Donald Trump gets distracted by a fly during failed attempt at a speech

| 7:10 pm EDT September 28, 2024
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Donald Trump lowered expectations for his rally today by announcing in advance that Kamala Harris had somehow personally intervened to keep him from being able to amass a large crowd size. Trump then tried to accuse immigrants of being too stupid to use a phone app, but instead gave away that he doesn’t know what a phone app is. Then after he ranted for awhile, he admitted that he was giving a very “dark” speech. Then he got distracted by a fly. No, really.

While Trump was trying and failing to give his speech, this happened:

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The truly bizarre part was when he insisted that “two years ago I wouldn’t have had a fly up here.” What’s supposed to have changed over the past two years? Does Trump now think he was still in office two years ago? Does he think that the current year is 2022? What election does he think he’s running in? There’s nothing left of this guy at all.