Bon voyage Pete Hegseth!
Red foxes can be lethal. Foxes are quite the lethal hunters. But the red fox, one must be especially cautious around. That is because the red fox wants more than to take a single bite — it wants your soul — it wants to, like a little vampire, hold you close, and suck out any independent thought you might possess. For a long time, a certain red fox named Pete Hegseth was part of the red family of foxes. There, viewers could see his used-car salesman face, smirking as every red fox on this particular network does, spewing pure propaganda, attempting to take his viewers’ thoughts and mold and reshape them, in only ways big brother-like red foxes can do.
Now this fox named Pete is in big trouble. My friends, EVERYBODY is talking about him. Turn on any network, and Pete’s sulky, angry, infuriated face can be seen. This red fox is starring in his own Truman show — the verdict? Insanity. So let’s catch up on the news of the day as it pertains to Hegseth.
First off — it was revealed that Hegseth is spending lots of money — money he should not be spending.
I say this because of WHAT he is spending this money on — a makeup studio. Yes, foxes like to see, and to be seen. He (Pete) reportedly wants a makeup studio added to a room in the Pentagon so he can look his best for TV appearances.
Making matters worse is this latest story from Politico. “The vicious rivalries tearing apart Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon.” Oh no! Oh yes! The Pentagon appears to be descending into a hornet’s nest of rivalry, backstabbing, and utter chaos. This is also not good news for Hegseth. After all, the man is SUPPOSED to be running it – not that he’d know how to do such a thing.
“Revenge power plays.” Does Pete remind you of anyone? He reminds me of his cult leader — Donald Trump, of course! Politico said all the chaos is adding to and “jeopardizing” Hegseth’s job. The Atlantic published a piece calling for Hegseth to resign. All of this is yet another day. spent on the actions of Pete. He must be FUMING.
Pete Hegseth has handled this wrong from the start, and I’ll tell you why. The problem with how Petey-boy has gone about all this is, he is reacting as if he were STILL a red fox over on Fox non-news. Only he’s NOT. He isn’t a political pundit anymore — he’s the head of the Pentagon, and there are thousands upon thousands who depend on him to do his damn job. Making political talking points is NOT the job of anyone who runs the Pentagon. The fact that Pete doesn’t know this is just another reason he has to go.
