Trump boat parade turns disastrous as several boats sink

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When you look at Donald Trump’s terrible approval rating numbers, it’s easy to see that he’s broadly unpopular across a wide swath of the American population. But for whatever reason, Trump seems to be popular with people who own small boats. We’ll have to dive into the psychology of that on another day. For now, it’s enough to know that Trump’s boat parade is sinking โ€“ literally.

It’s now being reported by the CBS and ABC affiliates in Austin, Texas that several boats in the Trump boat parade have sunk. The local sheriff’s office has confirmed that it’s responded to several boats in “distress.”

We hope no one was injured, of course. But we can’t think of a more fitting symbol of Donald Trump’s sinking presidency than the fact that the Trump boat parade is literally sinking.

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