Blue Light Special
There are some people who leave one in disbelief that they could lie SO very badly. Donald Trump’s attorney Timothy Parlatore is one of those people. Many people are currently ridiculing Parlatore. He is the butt of so many jokes because he lied — and it was a whopper.
This concerns the empty classified document folder found in Trump’s bedroom. Trump’s lawyer offered a reason why it was there. According to Parlatore, there is a blue light in Trump’s bedroom. This light is on the phone close to where he lays his lying head down at night.
Only Donald Trump, his attorney explained, does not like this blue light. It keeps him up at night. (Perhaps the color blue reminds him of democrats and how much he’s lost to them.) And the shameless lawyer explained that this empty folder was because Trump found the blue light so very intolerable that he needed something to cover it with.
And out of all the covers in the world — he decided the empty classified document folder was the one that would do the trick. Little blue lies. These comments were so utterly and insanely stupid that they almost broke social media. Twitter was delighted and had a grand old time with the comments and jokes. Here are some of the best comments: Pick your favorite!
“The good old “it blocks my blue light defense”.”
“You have the right to remain silent.”
“everyone knows classified document folders go well with blue lampshades.”
“So THAT’S why I can’t sleep! I have no classified documents to cover up the damn lights in my room.”
“The FBI is listening through that blue light.”
“I get it. I hate those damn blue lights.”
“how long before he says he used classified documents to keep furniture from rocking on an uneven floor?”
“This is satire, right?”
“Did he not know there’s a thing called duct tape?”
“He’s looking at a blue screen most of the night, posting crazy stuff.”
“These are the only lawyers the man can get at this point.”
“eye masks are sold at dollar stores”
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“Next up — a new book called “the mystery of the little blue light.”
“Did he call the blue light Jack Smith?”
“Right, sure.”
And my personal favorite:
“The only blue light he should be worried about is law enforcement vehicles.”
This story has been a pleasure to write about. One knows it’s bad when their own lawyer resorts to insane comments like this. In the meantime, the laughter at this insane story goes on.
