Donald Trump goes berserk in the middle of the night after everyone makes fun of him for wanting a Colorado border wall

| 12:37 am EDT October 24, 2019
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Even as his House GOP henchmen were busy illegally hijacking a SCIF room in the basement of Congress in a cartoonish last ditch effort at stopping the impeachment testimony train, Donald Trump was in Pittsburgh giving what could loosely be classified as a speech. During his word vomit, Trump asserted that he was building a border wall between Colorado and New Mexico.

As the day went on, just about everyone – including United States Senators – began making fun of Donald Trump for having completely lost what little might have been left of his marbles. Colorado is nowhere near the U.S.-Mexico border, raising half-serious questions about whether Trump thinks New Mexico is somehow sorta kinda part of Mexico? No one was sure what he was even trying to say. But then, sometime after midnight, Trump tried to clear things up by tweeting this:

(Kiddingly) We’re building a Wall in Colorado”(then stated, “we’re not building a Wall in Kansas but they get the benefit of the Wall we’re building on the Border”) refered to people in the very packed auditorium, from Colorado & Kansas, getting the benefit of the Border Wall!

The thing is, none of those words even go together. And that’s certainly not how parentheses and quotation marks are supposed to work. This debacle comes after Donald Trump misspelled a two letter word late on Tuesday night, and retweeted an account called “Donald Trump’s butt” on Monday night. Every night he finds a way to humiliate himself even further.