As Donald Trump falls to pieces, the vipers don’t know what to do with themselves

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.

Trump is currently, as I write this, going a bit mad on his beloved toy, Truth social. I could write out what he’s saying, but does anybody really care? I care about justice being served, as do you. And it is being served. But one thing, in the coming days, to look out for is the vipers.

The vipers are in bloom and will soon spring forward. They are blooming with madness as they double down frantically to defend their mad gardener, Donald Trump. The madness of the vipers cannot end just because the Department of Justice affidavit has been released. These are cult members. Even if it came to light that Trump had SOLD classified information, that would not stop the vipers.

Even if it came out, Trump sold the comments to Russia — or North Korea — that would not stop the vipers. In the spirit of Jim Jones, the vipers will always bloom, singing their song of madness as they pull out every arrow they have in their insane defense of Donald Trump.

There is nothing that could ever stop this from happening. Try to tune out the mad swaying, the frenzied whispers of the vipers. Yes, they’re out and about, but so many know the truth — our numbers are far greater than their’s and no matter what they say, we have the truth on our side. That is definitely worth more than any lie the vipers choose to tell.