All bets are off
If you didn’t see Donald Trump‘s absurd Tesla sales pitch this week, congratulations—you’re one of the lucky ones. But there is blowback happening from it. Just a quick recap – Donald Trump carefully read a sales script directly from Tesla while standing in the front of the White House with his doppelgänger, Elon, and a shiny red Tesla, among other Tesla’s sitting right there just waiting for Trumps ass to fill them.
So naturally, there has been an ongoing tidal wave of backlash gathering on social media. There have also been the first calls. Yes, the first calls have started, and they are beautiful. Like the delightful calls of morning hummingbirds, people are now calling for Donald Trump’s impeachment.
Well, it had to happen, right? I mean, the man’s only been in office for, what, two months? Already, he’s tanked the economy, has tanked people’s livelihoods, and he has shown everyone his brain tanked a long, long time ago. Yes. People are saying the Trump presidency is catastrophic so far. Polls show his numbers falling in real-time. More on that in another article:
It’s an impeachment Bonanza. It doesn’t discriminate. Men are calling for Trump’s impeachment. Women are calling for Trump’s impeachment. The sweet, sweet music of human cicadas whispering: “Get this idiot the heck out of the White House” have arrived.
Of course, you know that’s not going to happen. They don’t have the votes to impeach, and we don’t run the House or the Senate currently, but if we win the midterms, my friends… If we win the midterms, my delightful little readers, THEN — then friends… Then all bets are off.
