This is going to drive Donald Trump absolutely bonkers

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Donald Trump is having a pretty rough go of it. He’s just been hit with articles of impeachment that are about to be ratified in the House. His favorite conspiracy theory was just crushed by the DOJ Inspector General report. His 2020 poll numbers are terrible. Things are so bad for him, and he’s become so sullen and fragile, his handlers appear to be trying to shield him from bad news.

Now Trump’s handlers have an entirely new piece of bad news that they’ll have to find a way to keep him from finding out about. Trump is so emphatic in pretending that climate change doesn’t exist, he’s gone so far as to viciously attack sixteen year old climate activist Greta Thunberg. Well guess what? Check out the new cover of Time Magazine:

That’s right, Time Magazine has named Greta Thunberg as its Person of the Year. Donald Trump has yet to comment on this, suggesting that his babysitters have indeed managed to keep it from him. Donald Trump Junior clearly got the message, however, as he accused Time of pushing a “teen being used as a marketing gimmick.” Well okay then.

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