This is the worst thing I have ever seen
Donald Trump went berserk on truth social and posted a fake video of himself on an imaginary beach, promptly grossing out millions of people everywhere. Wait! Wait! I was wrong. He did not gross out millions. No, I must backtrack on that. Donald Trump did not gross out millions with that awful picture of himself bulging on the beach. The reason he did not gross out millions is because millions did not see the picture.
You see, my friends, people don’t seem to care very much about what Trump is doing these days, except to protest him destroying our nation. But in terms of his private hobbies – if he wants to imagine himself as some golden Adonis on the beach, I suppose he can go right ahead and do it. The chances are far far greater of any of us winning Powerball, than of Donald Trump, ever looking like a golden Adonis on the beach
So there we have it: in the old man’s lost, thick, creamily coated loving spoonful of a mind, he imagines himself as a hot-bodied man. Readers, I ask you this one question. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING SO SAD IN ALL YOUR LIVES?
My gosh, he really is the Lonesome loser. I bet “The little River band” had no idea that, when they cut that song, Lone some Loser, that a mischievous writer in the future would be using it as a nickname for the buffoon of the United States.
But what I have to tell you, what I must tell you about, is the evidence hiding in very plain sight of Donald Trump’s unpopularity. Before I present the evidence to you, the jury, I also want to emphasize that just because Trump won the election doesn’t mean that he was ever popular.
You have to understand that millions upon millions of Americans don’t vote. If anything, Trump winning the election shows that there is a dangerously low amount of critical thinking about the country. It doesn’t say much about Trump’s popularity, given that he barely won, but here is the evidence.
I last checked in on Trump’s amusing little photo at 2 AM. That was a couple of hours after he posted it, which was sometime after midnight. One would imagine were he popular, the post would have been lovingly received by millions. When I last checked? Approximately 3000 or thereabouts people liked his post. That’s IT.
3000 in a few hours. Does that sound popular to you? Not 1 million, not a quarter of 1 million, not 10,000, not 9000, 3000 sad individuals. I rest my case.
