Donald Trump’s idiot babysitters are at each other’s throats already
The calls are coming from inside the house. Or should I say the screams? Screaming matches can reportedly be heard at the cozy abode of mar-a-logo. Infighting and shouting matches are drowning the Palm Beach paradise in a cornucopia of noise — white noise.
Why? The answer is — factions. This faction wants this, and that faction wants it a different way. The sun drenched halls echo with the sounds of strident music as various Maga nimrods tear each other apart. In other words – things are going about how we figured they’d go.
“Explosions.” According to sources, the MAGA clans are acting like alien wrestlers on steroids (my fun-filled words.) No, these (people?) are not giving peace a chance. Instead, they’re giving sleaze a chance as yells and paranoia are lighting up the skies with name-calling makes its presence known.
“Running roughshod over each other.” Oh dear. A babysitter may need to be called in. Has anyone seen Ivanka lately? “Kicking up clouds of dust.” Wowee! So much disgust! That is not a place this writer would want to get anywhere near.
What next? Will there be caged boxing matches? One might think that is kind of out there, but never underestimate a boatload of Trump morons. (Perhaps they’ll even charge for the pleasure of watching them tear each other to pieces.)
According to the Washington Post, three different factions have formed, each with its own masters and commanders. Has Mar-a-Lago started to shake yet? One of those factions is led by none other than — wait for it — DON JUNIOR!
Yes, the red-eyed rage rebel is leading one of the factions. My warm congratulations, as that is likely the most career growth Junior has ever seen. JD Vance, AKA the cast-out lout, has joined this faction! Is this like a fraternity? Seriously, are there initiations?
Trump’s chief of staff, Susie Wiles, leads the second faction. And the third function? The leader of THAT happy group of happy faces]is Linda McMahon , who Trump nominated for secretary of education Ah, how I miss George Carlin right now.
“Big blowups.” This is getting crazy. Are they throwing things yet? Have any of the players been cast into exile? Has ketchup gone flying? Are any chess pieces in this bizarre game conscious that they’re making fools of themselves as the world watches? Probably not.
