Donald Trump’s collapsing campaign is turning into a circus act
Step right up, friends and readers. See the Circus Act, the bleak show that is Donald Trump’s failing campaign. “TAKE AWAY THE CBS LICENSE!” Oh yes, this particular circus performer has gone off-script. It seems a cannonball has exploded in his brain, turning him into a bundle of rage and insanity.
“An UNPRECEDENTED SCANDAL!” Step right up! See the circus performer lose his mind in real-time. See his brain descend into bleak and pitch-black waters, way into the deep, where nobody can pull him back to shore.
“The dems got them to do this and should be forced to concede the election!!!” Step right up, my friends, to view the world’s greatest delusion. Here he stands, embittered, alone, and frantic, desperately trying to change fate, as his bizarre and antisocial sickness leaks out of him for all the audience to see.
“A giant fake news scam by CBS.” Yes, our master of thievery wants the Democrats to concede the election, most likely because our master of thievery and delusions is looking at the same polls that WE are — the polls that give away the game — the polls that almost unanimously show he is losing his get out of jail free card.
“ILLEGAL!!” Isn’t it fun, audience? See the egghead on his lonely stage! See him crumble, see him pout, see him fume, see his panic balloon go snap, crackle, pop, see his rage soar to cataclysmic proportions.
“A giant Fake news scam by CBS and 60 minutes!” Oh, he’s getting worked up now—smoke is starting to come out of his ears. It’s looking bad for the performer, even disastrous. “Unprecedented!”
Step right up to view the worst presidential candidate EVER—the one with the shrinking crowds, the futile wails, the howls of unchecked and crazed anger, the one who sees in the distance the glow of change! Yes, this is the circus performer’s last stand, so best to view it now! He’s got lots of changes coming his way!
“DUMB! CRAZY!” See the man in the coat of traitorous cloth! Feel his anger, laugh at his rage, and remember to nod to the United States prison system, the next sponsor of the never-ending Circus Act.
