Egg all over Donald Trump’s face
A great big guffaw is bubbling from this writer as I write this article. This is because, once again, Donald Trump has been left with runny egg on his face. How many times does this make it now? I stopped counting so many years ago when we got into the hundreds.
It’s high time Donald Trump learns a lesson-bragging about things, especially things that are mere fantasies, is not a good look for anyone, let alone a convicted felon. It’s a futile exercise that only serves to highlight his ever-growing disconnect from reality.
It all started when the felon took to Truth Social. “Truthing” excitedly, the insurrectionist burst forth with the claim that he had just been endorsed — by Jamie Dimon.
For those of you who are not familiar with Jamie, he is the CEO of JP Morgan Chase. Yipping like a hyperactive puppy, Trump excitedly declared Dimon had just endorsed him.
“New: Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JP Morgan Chase, has endorsed Donald Trump for President.”
A little side note: Please, oh please, Donald Trump, STOP talking in the third person. It makes you sound even stranger than you are—like a psychotic marionette. Stop it!
Anyway, just like everything the traitor says –this statement flunked the truth meter.
Dimon’s spokesperson heard about this, and faster than one could say, “Felon lied again,” he was out with a statement.
“Jamie Dimon has not endorsed anyone.”
Oh no! Oh yes! Trump not only has egg on his face, it’s running down his forehead faster than Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye. It is rather fun to muse about what imaginary endorsements Trump will come up with next. I am guessing it might be Hannibal Lecter.
After all, Trump seems to believe ole Hannibal is a real person. Perhaps Trump will announce that the two had dinner together, and Hannibal graciously endorsed him. Then again, he might say Jaws the shark has endorsed him. Or Google. Yes, he just might say that that nice person named Google endorsed him, so he’s changed his mind about sending Google to prison. This poor melting-down coward. No Dimon endorsement, no competent campaign, no sanity. Donate now
