“I do the weave” – Donald Trump goes off the completely senile deep end

| 6:47 pm EDT August 30, 2024
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After a recent hesitation to visit swing states, presumably for fear of drawing inferior crowd sizes, Donald Trump is now doing a rally in Pennsylvania. Suffice it to say that the time off from campaigning didn’t help his failing brain any.

At one point during his speech, Trump announced that “I do the weave.” No, not talking about the dance move, though that’ll probably be next. Instead Trump was trying to defend his increasing tendency to ramble incoherently, by rambling incoherently: “You know, I do the weave. You know what the weave is? I’ll talk about like nine different things but they all come back brilliantly together. Friends of mine that are like English professors, they say it’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen. But the fake news, you know what they say? He rambled!”

The Kamala Harris campaign responded to Trump’s incoherent remarks by simply posting three question marks. Trump’s babysitters are increasingly facing a no-win situation. When they keep him off the campaign trail, he falls further behind. When they put him back out on the campaign trail, he ends up embarrassing himself with dementia-speak like this.