Walz to victory
What a winning ticket we have! After weeks of wondering who it would be, much to JD Vance’s horror, the cat is out of the bag. It is the Governor of Minnesota Kamala chose, the twinkly-eyed, folksy gent who is that charming neighbor everyone likes to be around because being around him just makes you feel good.
The Harris/Walz ticket is the winning combination. It is the ticket that will waltz into victory, leaving cat haters and traitors anguished and yowling. It is the ticket to ride, and it is one of the best damn tickets we have ever seen in politics.
This week, while Donald Trump holes up in his (barn? or wherever he chooses to lie his lying head) in Montana, Harris and Walz will be barnstorming the country, making speeches, and getting new voters daily. A former teacher, Walz has superb communication skills and is the perfect pick, showing that Harris has extraordinary selection skills.
Republicans don’t know what to do with Walz. Already, they’re trying to attack and fail miserably.
“Weird.” Walz coined the “weird” term, which has worked remarkably. “Weird” is now the word used most often to define the thin-lipped, sour-faced group of nutters who call themselves Republicans.
Can you even begin to imagine what a Vance/Walz debate might look like? The anticipation is palpable. Will Vance even show up? A snot-nosed little woman hater against an eloquent and charming former teacher? The odds are clear, and the excitement is building.
So now we know, and now we get behind the best ticket out there — and we can help them as much as possible so that we can all waltz to victory in November.
