Senile Donald Trump gets his own name wrong

| 12:01 pm EDT June 27, 2024
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It was one of those days. It was one of those days when Donald Trump, in his usual foul mood, decided to grace us with his unique talent-posting nonsensical ramblings on social media. His posts, as always, were a testament to his unparalleled ability to make no sense whatsoever.

Trump appeared very upset about the classified documents found in his own home. Some were lined up cozily next to a diet coke can, showing us the orange one, besides being a thief, is also a fan of all things soda.

Trump was trying to suggest that the FBI framed him. It was once again paranoia time in the cells of the lonely island that is Donald Trump’s brain. “THEY BROUGHT IN scandalous looking material,” the traitor said. What an accusation! What a bizarre thing to post! It’s moments like these that make you wonder, ‘Is this guy for real?’

But something was wrong. Something was very wrong. Remember above; this writer commented on Trump’s brain being a lonely island? Well now! It would seem its ALSO a rather stupid place to be — we all saw that on Wednesday morning ,as the tiny island was lost, crumbling into dust, lost to a tidal wave—a rather big tidal wave that washed over the island, causing a reflex reaction where the island went under—and forgot it was, in fact, an island.

See, Donald Trump, once again talking about himself in the third person, did not heed the warning that was coming closer — the spelling warning. What is wrong with this picture?

“TO TRY TO GET DONALD TTUMP IN TROUBLE.” Look carefully, my friends! Look – and wonder. Wonder how anyone could possibly get their own name wrong. Behold — the spelling failure! That’s what happens, Donnie when you talk about yourself in the third person. Sigh. We did warn you.

“Who’s Donald TTump?” Oh nooooo…mental health alert — someone forgot how to spell their own name!

OK — we get it. These things happen. But fix the damn thing! It is simply not appropriate for a presumptive presidential nominee (wretch) to misspell their own name. Nor appropriate unless said person is a demented nutcase, that is. It isn’t hard, Donnie. This writer will even spell your name for you. Here it is. T-R-A-I-T-O-R. Traitor. See how easy that was?