Donald Trump is trying to weasel out of it already

| 6:00 pm EDT May 19, 2024
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Palmer Report knew it was only a matter of time. It was only a matter of time before a frantic traitor tried to get out of the first scheduled Presidential debate. On Friday night, the orange coward of the county, exploded into a million crazy pieces during what he calls his “rally” as he demanded that President Biden take a drug test before any debate:

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way.”

“I am. No, I really am.”

“I don’t want him coming in like the state of the union. He was high as a kite.”

Donald Trump is easier to read than the alphabet. Seriously, we knew—of course we did—that Donnie is engulfed in terror at the thought of facing President Biden, AKA Dark Brandon. So, this will not be the last of his crazed demands. But let’s delve into this particular one together, shall we?

President Biden’s not on drugs. Donald Trump knows President Biden’s not on drugs. But Donald Trump is a hunted fugitive, running on empty, plunging through the forests and the trees, trying to outmaneuver the screaming sirens that pursue him.

This man can’t debate President Biden! Of course, he can’t, so he must keep coming up with outlandish demands to have someone or something to blame when he does not show up. I’d like to see Trump take a cognitive test. I am also talking about a REAL one, not a Person, woman, man camera, lite test either.

We knew Donald Trump would undoubtedly do this, and there will likely be plenty more demands where that came from. Any decent debater, fearless about taking the debate stage, would act like President Biden.

Biden challenged Trump. Trump said yes. Biden has calmly moved on from the subject. Conversely, Trump’ seems to be going crazy by debate thoughts. Now, why do you think that is? Perhaps it’s because someone (could it be traitor?) is terrified. That is likely the case.