Donald Trump can’t even function anymore

“He’s in a horrible mood and it’s hard for him to sort of do donor events.” This remark is from Washington Post Reporter Carol Leonnig, who says Donald Trump is in such a state of fury that it’s interfering with his ability to fundraise.

“He’s just so livid.” I bet he is. Court resumed on Tuesday, and Donald Trump was, in fact, caught once again dozing in the courtroom. Perhaps he can’t sleep at night and stays up all night, smashing ketchup bottles. Anything’s possible with Donald Trump.

Also, reporters say Trump’s mood is worsening — not getting any better. “Donald Trump hates it. Absolutely hates it”. What Trump is reported to hate is the fact that he has to follow orders from other people- the people of the court.

“Sort of sucking the energy out of him every day.” I’ll bet. It is also true that we can SEE this happening. The trial’s only been going on for a short time, and already, it’s obvious that it’s having a negative effect on Mr. Trump.

It’s also not helping Trump; that he’s now being mocked on message boards, Facebook, Twitter, and wherever else he turns his orange head:

“Poor widdle baby.”

“Does the court have space for rubber rooms?”

“He’s too livid to fleece anybody.”

“Karma’s blowing his gaskets.”

Trump had better get control of himself. This trial is nowhere close to being over. On the contrary, the fun has only just begun.